Penis Song

This is my story,
About a girl I once met,
But hey, don’t worry,
It’s not a love song yet,

I saw her in a bar,
Close to Sansibar,
Sure I was looking for sex,
Introduced myself,
Hi, my name is Max,

It’s about the things I did,
About the things she said,
About the things I did,
And then she said,

And then she said,
And then she said,
She said,

Fuck you dick!

Me and my penis,
We have always been good friends,
But she just shook her head,
This is how friendship ends,

So this was my story,
About a girl I once met,
But hey don’t worry,
It’s not a love song yet,

It’s about the things I did,
About the things she said,
About the things I did,
And then she said,

And then she said,
And then she said,
She said,

Fuck you dick!

Cut off my penis!
Cut off my penis!
Cut off my penis!
Cut off my penis!

And then she said,
And then she said,
And then she said,
She said,

Fuck you dick!